Chandler Quote #523

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Giant Poking Device

Ross: Why can't you go to him?
Phoebe: Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.
Chandler: That's so weird. Because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist's blouse.

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 ‘The One with the Giant Poking Device’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: I got a science question. If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
Joey: Hey, I'm not judging.

Quote from Gunther

Ross: Thanks, Gunther. [Rachel kisses Ross] Can I get a napkin too?
Gunther: Oh, like you don't already have everything.

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: He's alive! He's alive!
Monica: And yet we're still poking him.
Joey: Okay, retract the device! Retract the device!
Ross: He does not look happy.
Rachel: Hey, now he's showing us his poking device.
Joey: Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!