Chandler Quote #478
Quote from Chandler in The One Where No One's Ready
Chandler: You know what? Don't get up. Just sit there. I just hope you don't mind my hand right here. Not touching. Can't get mad! Not touching. Can't get mad! Not touching. Can't get mad!
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where No One's Ready’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Okay, buddy boy, here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh, my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!
Joey: Look at me! I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando. [Chandler groans] Yeah. I tell you, it's hot with all this stuff on. I better not do any, I don't know, lunges.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Excuse me. Hi.
Dr. Sherman Whitfield: Yes?
Chandler: You're kind of sitting in my seat.
Dr. Sherman Whitfield: What do you mean, your seat?
Chandler: I mean, I was sitting there.
Dr. Sherman Whitfield: But you got up.
Chandler: But I never left the room.
Dr. Sherman Whitfield: But you left the chair area.
Chandler: All right, that's it. Give me your underwear.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Get up.
Joey: What?
Chandler: You're in my seat.
Joey: How is this your seat?
Chandler: Because I was sitting there.
Joey: But then you left.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom.