Joey Quote #191

Quote from Joey in The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies

Joey: I fall down an elevator shaft? What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft?
Messenger: I don't know. I just bring the scripts.
Joey: They can't kill me. I'm Francesca's long-lost son.
Messenger: Right. Could you sign?
Joey: No. No way. I'm not signing that.
Messenger: I don't think that's going to affect the plot of the show.
Joey: How can they do this to me?
Messenger: All right, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.

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 ‘The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: So what happens next?
Joey: Well, I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon, and that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big, but it's cursed.
Rachel: So cool.
Chandler: God, that is good TV.

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Pheebs, play with me.
Phoebe: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar forced to play soccer forever? Uh, hello? Human rights violation.

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Check it out.
Phoebe: Ooh, Soap Opera Digest. Oh, that's one of my favorite digests.