Joey Quote #190
Quote from Joey in The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
Phoebe: Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines?
Joey: Well, kind of, yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well, the line in the script was "If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die." But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital she's not gonna live."
Phoebe: Oh, okay. I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this?
Joey: Huh. I never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kind of come to my house.
But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad about that?
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‘The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: So what happens next?
Joey: Well, I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon, and that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big, but it's cursed.
Rachel: So cool.
Chandler: God, that is good TV.
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: Pheebs, play with me.
Phoebe: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar forced to play soccer forever? Uh, hello? Human rights violation.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Check it out.
Phoebe: Ooh, Soap Opera Digest. Oh, that's one of my favorite digests.