Phoebe Quote #814
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
Ross: Phoebe? Phoebe?
Phoebe: Oh, Hi, Ross.
Ross: What are you doing here? I thought this was your party, and it's a party for Howard. He's the sweetest little man.
Guy: See you, Phoebe. And thanks for chipping in.
Phoebe: Oh, sure.
Ross: You chipped in?
Phoebe: Yeah, $100.
Ross: Phoebe, I can't believe you gave him money. I thought you agreed that it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money.
Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me. This way I'm just the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.
Ross: But you're making me look bad.
Phoebe: No, I'm not. If anything, I'm making you look better. They'll see you talking to me. I'm a hit.
‘The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Steve: I came to talk to you about Howard.
Ross: Howard?
Steve: Yes. He's the handyman. He's going to be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in $100 as a kind of a "thank you for all the hard work" type of thing.
Ross: That's nice.
Steve: Yeah. So, you want to give me a check?
Ross: Oh, uh-
Steve: Oh, you don't have to give it to me right now. You can slip it under my door.
Ross: No, no. It's not that. I just moved in.
Steve: Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years.
Ross: Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Look, I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I mean, I don't know Howard.
Steve: Howard's the handyman.
Ross: Yes, but to me, he's just "man."
Quote from Ross
Ross: I'm sorry. You guys want to probably get some hugs in too. Big news!
Rachel: No, that's okay. We've actually known for a while.
Ross: What? What? You guys knew? You all knew and you didn't tell me?
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Ross: You were worried about me? You didn't know how I'd react?