Ross Quote #110

Quote from Ross in The One with the Stoned Guy

Joey: I'll tell you what. Try something on me.
Ross: Please be kidding.
Joey: Why not? Come on, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now.
Ross: I'm in my apartment.
Joey: Yeah, what else?
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment. You're not there. We're not having this conversation.

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