Phoebe: Um, I just think that you don't expect someone so hot to be so sweet.
Interviewer: Oh. I like that. What's your name?
Phoebe: Phoebe Buffay.
Interviewer: How do you spell that, so we can get it right?
Phoebe: Okay. It's P as in Phoebe. H as in Heebie. O as in Obie. E as in Ebie. B as in Beebee. And E as in, "'ello there, mate!"

Joey: In my spare time, I read to the blind. And I'm also a mento for kids.
Interviewer: A mento?
Joey: You know, a mento. A role model.
Interviewer: A mento?
Joey: Right.
Interviewer: Like the candy?
Joey: As a matter of fact, I do.

Interviewer: So now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Joey: Really? Me? Wow, I don't even know any huge gay people.
Chandler: It hurts me. It physically hurts me.