Phoebe Quote #61
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Mrs. Bing
Monica: Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping he Iooks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.
Phoebe: Yeah, but see the dents in his knuckles, that means he's artistic.
Monica: Okay. He's a Iawyer who teaches sculpting on the side. And he can dance.
Phoebe: And he's the kind of guy who, when you're talking, he's Iistening, you know, and not not saying, " I understand " but really wondering what you Iook Iike naked.
Monica: I wish all guys could be Iike him.
Phoebe: I know.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Mrs. Bing’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?
Monica: Why?
Phoebe: I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.
Quote from Chandler
Jay Leno: [on TV] Don't take this wrong, I just don't see you as a mom. I don't mean that in a bad-
Nora Bing: [on TV] Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom. I bought my son his first condoms.
Chandler: And then he burst into flames.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have got to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Nora Bing: Oh, please, honey. Listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia and, bam, you have got yourself a book.
Chandler: My mother, Iadies and gentlemen.