Ross Quote #1436

Quote from Ross in The One with Ross's Tan

Ross: Wait a minute. There's two sets of nozzles! Which one is it? Which one is it? [tanning machine sprays] Oh, son of a bitch!

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 ‘The One with Ross's Tan’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: Wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall. How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? [tanning machine sprays] My eyes! [exits] The same thing happened again!
Tanning Salon Guy: You got two more twos?
Ross: I'm an eight!

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Hold on. There's something different.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place the sun?

Quote from Chandler

Amanda: Ooh, that accident must have been terrible. You look positively ghastly.
Chandler: Well, aren't you a treat.