Ross Quote #1285

Quote from Ross in The One with Ross's Tan

Glenda: Now, let me explain how this works. You go into the booth and-
Ross: I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time? Now, I want four two's, and I want them all on my back.

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 ‘The One with Ross's Tan’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: Wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall. How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? [tanning machine sprays] My eyes! [exits] The same thing happened again!
Tanning Salon Guy: You got two more twos?
Ross: I'm an eight!

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Hold on. There's something different.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place the sun?

Quote from Chandler

Amanda: Ooh, that accident must have been terrible. You look positively ghastly.
Chandler: Well, aren't you a treat.