Ross Quote #1279
Quote from Ross in The One with Ross's Tan
Tanning Salon Guy: All right, Mr. Geller, right this way. So how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three.
Ross: Well, I like how you look. What are you?
Tanning Salon Guy: Puerto Rican.
Ross: Two. I think a two.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Ross's Tan’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: Wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall. How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? [tanning machine sprays] My eyes! [exits] The same thing happened again!
Tanning Salon Guy: You got two more twos?
Ross: I'm an eight!
Quote from Chandler
Amanda: Ooh, that accident must have been terrible. You look positively ghastly.
Chandler: Well, aren't you a treat.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hold on. There's something different.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place the sun?