Phoebe Quote #1606
Quote from Phoebe in The One After Rachel and Joey Kiss
Mike: Do you have to go home tonight?
Phoebe: No, I think I could come over. It's Saturday, right?
Mike: Oh.
Phoebe: What?
Mike: I can't do anything tonight.
Phoebe: Why not?
Mike: I have a date.
Phoebe: You have a date? With who?
Mike: Oh, it's my girlfriend.
Phoebe: You have a girlfriend?
Mike: Yeah. Well, when you and I broke up, I started seeing someone.
Phoebe: Well, for how long?
Mike: Three months.
Phoebe: Three months? Okay. This is probably none of my business, but how long are you gonna keep seeing her?
‘The One After Rachel and Joey Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: One more thing. There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
Phoebe: Her name's Precious? Is she a pure breed, or did you pick her up at the pound?
Mike: I just wanted to give you a heads up.
Phoebe: Okay. And if she gets upset just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Wait a minute. Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel. Phoebe and Mike. We're the only ones leaving with the person we came with.
Chandler: That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.
Quote from Phoebe
Precious: Wait. I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on. I mean are you guys getting back together or something?
Phoebe: All right, Susie. Can I call you Susie?
Precious: My name is Precious.
Phoebe: I can't say that. Uh, Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you.