Chandler Quote #1766

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Donor

Dr. Connelly: Of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you could always adopt.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you, Dr. Connelly, but we don't think we want you to be our child. Wow. Talk about an inhospitable environment.

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 ‘The One with the Donor’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: I still can't believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I've always tried so hard to be a good hostess.

Quote from Monica

Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this. You can't just bring some random guy home and expect him to be our sperm donor.
Chandler: Okay. [hands Zack a drink] Zack.
Zack: Thanks. Do you have a coaster? I don't want to make a ring.
Monica: Tell me about yourself, Zack.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Hey, Zack.
Zack: Hey, Chandler.
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
Zack: No, you didn't.
Chandler: Really?
Zack: No, you did.
Chandler: Yeah, well, my wife and I have some boundary issues. Sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
Jeanette: Here are the boards for Friday's pitch.
Zack: Thank you.
Chandler: You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would you?