Phoebe Quote #1539

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Memorial Service

Phoebe: I mean, I know I did the right thing. Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future. But pretty soon, I'm gonna miss him so much I'm gonna want to see him again, and you have to stop me from doing that.
Monica: Okay, you got it.
Phoebe: Unless- Am I being too crazy about this? All right, so, you know, there's no future. But that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Monica: Really? All right, if that's what you want.
Phoebe: That was a test, and you just failed.
Monica: Damn it. Rookie mistake.

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Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.