Joey Quote #1537
Quote from Joey in The One with the Boob Job
Monica: Listen, I need to know that what I'm about to ask you will never get back to Chandler.
Joey: I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about it myself. But Chandler is my best friend.
It would be wrong. Good, but wrong.
Monica: Okay, first of all, it would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about.
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