Joey: Can you believe they're still not here?
Ross: I know. A double blind date and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Joey: I know, I'm so bummed. Could we have our free crab cakes now?
Waiter: What?
Joey: We've been stood up. And we want our free crab cakes.
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Steve: I have such fat hands!