Quote from Joey in The One with the Blind Dates
Joey: Can you believe they're still not here? Ross: I know. A double blind date and we both get stood up. What are the chances? Joey: I know, I'm so bummed. Could we have our free crab cakes now? Waiter: What? Joey: We've been stood up. And we want our free crab cakes. Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry. Steve: I have such fat hands!