Mike: Is that true what you said? Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
Ross: Of course she has. If she's never had a serious relationship, do you think I'd go around broadcasting it like some kind of unstoppable moron?
Mike: But you did say it.
Ross: Yes. Yes, I did. And I will also say, what I'm about to say, vis-a-vis, the following. Phoebe has never had a serious relationship ... since ... her super-serious relationship with ... Vikram.
Mike: Vikram?
Ross: What? That's a real name.