Monica: So, what do you say we make it a weekly appointment?
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, but you should know though, I've raised my rates to $200 an hour.
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: I mean 500.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: 600.
Monica: What's going on?
Phoebe: Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged. Yeah, it really freaked me out. And after a while, I tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.
Monica: What? You're crazy. There's nothing sexual about the noises I make.
Phoebe: Really? There's nothing sexual about this? Oh, Ooh, God, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! What are you looking at? I mean, hi.