Quote from Joey in The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
Joey: What am I gonna do? I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, you know. I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don't like about her. You wanna hear it? Phoebe: Yeah. Joey: "She made me switch to light mayo." That's it. That's all I got! And you know what? Tastes the same and my pants fit better.