Quote from Ross in The One with the Rumor
Ross: Look, I'm not calling anybody. It was like a million years ago. Rachel: I don't care how long ago it was. You told people that I was half and half. You know what, I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school. Monica: That's not totally true. Rachel: What? Ross: What? Monica: Well, you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altmann, our 50-year-old librarian. Ross: How did you know that?! Monica: It's true? Ross: No.