Ross: Look, I'm not calling anybody. It was like a million years ago.
Rachel: I don't care how long ago it was. You told people that I was half and half. You know what, I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Monica: That's not totally true.
Rachel: What?
Ross: What?
Monica: Well, you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altmann, our 50-year-old librarian.
Ross: How did you know that?!
Monica: It's true?
Ross: No.