Quote from Chandler in The One with the Rumor
Phoebe: So how's the game? Chandler: I have no idea. Phoebe: What? Chandler: Yeah, I'm pretending to watch the game so I don't have to help out with stuff. Phoebe: I don't believe you. That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea? Chandler: No. Every once in a while, I just yell and scream stuff at the TV. 'Ey! What? 'Ey! Monica: Your team winning, hon? Chandler: Oh, yeah, Anderson just scored again. [to Phoebe] There is no Anderson.