Chandler Quote #1482
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Rumor
Phoebe: So how's the game?
Chandler: I have no idea.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Yeah, I'm pretending to watch the game so I don't have to help out with stuff.
Phoebe: I don't believe you. That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea?
Chandler: No. Every once in a while, I just yell and scream stuff at the TV. 'Ey! What? 'Ey!
Monica: Your team winning, hon?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, Anderson just scored again. [to Phoebe] There is no Anderson.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Rumor’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay, it's a lot of work.
Joey: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving. I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like Fourth of July with no apple pie. Or Friday with no two pizzas.
Monica: Fine, if it means that much to you. But there's gonna be a ton left over.
Joey: No, there won't. I promise I will finish that turkey.
Monica: All right. You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?
Joey: That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani. This is what we do. I mean, we may not be great thinkers or world leaders. We don't read a lot or run very fast. But damn it, we can eat!
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Will, I just want to say, I'm real sorry for whatever I did to you in high school.
Will: Oh, it wasn't just me. We had a club.
Rachel: You had a club?
Will: That's right. The "I Hate Rachel Green Club".
Rachel: Oh, my God. So you all just joined together to hate me? Who else was in this club?
Will: Me and Ross.
Ross: No need to point. She knows who Ross is.
Quote from Joey
Joey: That's it? Even if nobody helps me, I can eat that, no problem. At least give me a challenge.
Monica: This is Chandler's chicken. This is the turkey.
Joey: Oh. How big is that?
Monica: About 19 pounds.
Joey: It's like me when I was born.