Quote from Joey in The One with the Stripper
[Rachel is holding up the telephone as her father yells down the line] Phoebe: Oh, you told your dad the truth. Rachel: About an hour ago. Phoebe: Wanna go see a movie? Rachel: Yes. Bye, Dad. [A sleepy Joey emerges from his bedroom] Dr. Green: And then you tell me there's going to be a wedding. It's unacceptable, Rachel. What does love have to do with it? There are more important things than love. You have to think about the consequences of your decisions. Joey: Hey, I do too think about the consequences of my decisions. Well, what gives you the right to- Go to hell! Stupid guy on my phone.