Stu: So, tonight's the night of the bachelor party?
Monica: Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that girl's number.
Stu: No problem. So who's the party for?
Monica: My husband.
Stu: You hired your husband a hooker?
Monica: She's a stripper.
Stu: No, she's a hooker.
Monica: Is that what they call strippers some times?
Stu: When they're hookers.
Monica: Oh, my God, Stu, I can't believe you did this. Now, you're absolutely sure she's a hooker?
Stu: Either that, or she's just the best, most expensive date I ever had.