Ross: How was the date?
Rachel: Well, I'm alone and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think?
Ross: Huh. What happened?
Rachel: I made the mistake of telling him I was pregnant.
Ross: He didn't take it so well?
Rachel: Well, better than you. But, you know, still not what you want.
Ross: Oh?
Rachel: Yeah. He got all weird and sputtery. Then he said: "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."