Rachel: I promise that you only have to be pregnant for a few more hours. I'm going to tell the father today.
Phoebe: Ooh, is it someone in this building? Is it that tall guy from the first floor?
Rachel: Ew! No.
Phoebe: What? I think he's cute.
Rachel: Well, then you have his baby.
Phoebe: Believe me, I'm trying.