Joey: I'd like to propose a toast to Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world, and my best friends. Now, when I first found out they were getting married, I was a little angry. I was like, "Why, God? Why? How could you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together. Some happy memories. [laughs] And there were some sad memories. [whimpers] I'm sorry. And some scared memories. Whoa! And then I realized I'll always be their friend. Their friend who can speak in many dialects, and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. Oh, to the happy couple.