Rachel: What are you doing, Mon?
Monica: I'm making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. That way I can be prepared.
Phoebe: What are they?
Monica: Well, so far I have: My bridesmaids' dresses won't get picked up, My veil gets lost, or I'm missing my something blue.
Rachel: Hey, those are all the things I'm responsible for.
Monica: I had to go with the odds, Rach.