Rachel: No, we're going to split it. You take half and I take half.
Chandler: That's not fair. You've already had some.
Rachel: Well, I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake "dry and mealy."
Chandler: What do we use to split it?
Rachel: Okay. All right, pick a half.
Chandler: Okay. Well, this side looks bigger. But there's more crust on this side. Maybe if I measure it-
Rachel: Oh, for God sake, just pick a piece!
Chandler: All right, I pick that one.
Rachel: Ha, that's the smaller piece. Okay. There you go. Enjoy your half, my friend. But that is it. No sharing, no switching, and don't come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast.