Ross: What's the big deal? I wasn't even invited to the ceremony, just the reception. And, you know what, if it makes you feel any better, Joan and I will just make an appearance and then we'll leave early as a sign of protest.
Monica: Joan?
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeschi, my date. She's an assistant professor in the linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful. And despite what some people say, not broad-backed.