Quote from Ross in The One with the Holiday Armadillo
Ross: Okay, Ben. Santa has to go. Say goodbye. Ben: No, why does he have to go? Chandler: Because if Santa and the Holiday ... Armadillo are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode! Merry Christmas! Ben: No, why can't the armadillo leave? I want Santa. Ross: Fine, I give up. Santa- Santa can stay! Chandler: Well, I'll stay but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah? Ben: Okay, Santa. Ross: Thank you. Chandler: You're welcome. Ross: All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees!- Joey: Merry Christmas!