Quote from Chandler in The One with Rachel's Book
Monica: Okay, I haven't cleared the budget with my parents but tell me how this sounds for music. A string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails, and the Bay City Rollers for dancing. Wait, that was for my 6th grade wedding. Chandler: Well, you couldn't get them anyway. I mean, Ian doesn't play anymore, and Derek... Well, Derek is a name I shouldn't know.