Quote from Ross in The One Where Paul's the Man
Ross: Please, Paul. Just let me explain. Paul: No. Let me explain. Fired! Ross: Okay, fine. Fine. Have me fired. But, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean l, too, am a "neat guy." Paul: What? Ross: And l, too am "just a love machine." [humming, grunts] Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.