Phoebe: Joey, listen. Take good care of that guy. He's a fan. Bye.
Joey: So you saw me on Days of Our Lives, huh? You want me to do a little Doctor Drake Ramoray for you?
Guy: I have no idea what you're talking about. But I just got Phoebe Buffay's autograph.
Joey: Oh. You're Phoebe's fan.
Guy: Oh, yeah. I've seen all her movies.
Joey: Movies?
Guy: That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star.
Joey: I don't think so.
Guy: No, no. It was. She was in Sex Toy Story Two, Lawrence of a Labia. And I got her autograph. The guys at the comic book store aren't going to believe this.