Judge: Is there anything in this record that is actually true?
Rachel: Well, yes. We got married in Vegas. And the names, I think.
Judge: Well, based on what I've heard, you two certainly don't qualify for an annulment. If you don't wanna be together, you'll have to file for divorce.
Ross: That's great. You happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form.
Rachel: What? Me? What about you and your "consummated like bunnies" nonsense?