Phoebe: Hey, Joey. What's up?
Joey: I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot, right?
Phoebe: Yeah, I've been around.
Joey: Okay. So which route should I take? The northern route or the southern route?
Phoebe: Ooh, if you take the northern route, there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.
Joey: Great. Problem solved.
Phoebe: But on the southern route, there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.
Joey: Well, back to square one.