Quote from Ross in The One with the Ride-Along
Rachel: Okay? I was right. Your decision. Ross: Right. I guess I should call Emily. Rachel: Okay, no. No, that's not the right decision. That's not right. Ross, come on. I mean that woman made you miserable. Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that? Ross: Okay, look. Yesterday I wouldn't have even considered calling her back. But my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near-death experience? That's gotta mean something. Rachel: Ross, that was not a near-death experience. That was barely an experience. Ross: You weren't there!