Rachel: Okay? I was right. Your decision.
Ross: Right. I guess I should call Emily.
Rachel: Okay, no. No, that's not the right decision. That's not right. Ross, come on. I mean that woman made you miserable. Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?
Ross: Okay, look. Yesterday I wouldn't have even considered calling her back. But my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near-death experience? That's gotta mean something.
Rachel: Ross, that was not a near-death experience. That was barely an experience.
Ross: You weren't there!