Quote from Ross in The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Rachel: Hey, Ross, any word on the apartment yet? Ross: Well, I called there, and it turns out Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had 100 applicants. Phoebe: Oh, man. Ross: No, no, it's okay. I've got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical, but I sent him a bribe to tip the scales in my direction. Check it out. You can probably see it from the window. Monica: Is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it? Ross: No. Chandler: That new mountain bike? Ross: No. Monica: Well, what did you send? Ross: A basket of mini muffins. Phoebe: There's a whole table of mini muffin baskets. Which one did you send? Ross: The small one.