Quote from Phoebe in The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go with my new bluesy voice. But nothing that sad has ever really happened to me. Monica: How about your mom dying? Or having to live on the streets when you were 14? Phoebe: Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I could write about the time my hair did that whoo-hoo thing.