Quote from Ross in The One Without the Ski Trip
Carol: Phoebe, hang on a second. Take my car. Get your friends. Ross: No, I won't pick them up. Carol: Listen, we both know you'll do it, because you're not a jerk. Okay. So you can either sulk here for half an hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car. Ross: Rachel doesn't want me- Carol: I'm sorry Rachel dumped you for Mark and you're the innocent victim in all of this. But don't punish your friends for what Rachel did. Ross: Yeah, you're right. Carol: Phoebe, hang on. Ross wants to say something. What? You slept with someone else? Ross: We were on a break!