Ross Quote #372

Quote from Ross in The One Without the Ski Trip

Carol: Phoebe, hang on a second. Take my car. Get your friends.
Ross: No, I won't pick them up.
Carol: Listen, we both know you'll do it, because you're not a jerk. Okay. So you can either sulk here for half an hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
Ross: Rachel doesn't want me-
Carol: I'm sorry Rachel dumped you for Mark and you're the innocent victim in all of this. But don't punish your friends for what Rachel did.
Ross: Yeah, you're right.
Carol: Phoebe, hang on. Ross wants to say something. What? You slept with someone else?
Ross: We were on a break!

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Quote from Ross in The Last One (Part Two)

Ross: You got off the plane. [Ross and Rachel kiss]
Rachel: I do love you.
Ross: I love you too, and I am never letting you go again.
Rachel: Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. I don't wanna mess this up again. Okay, we're done being stupid.
Rachel: Okay. You and me, all right? This is it.
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break. Don't make jokes now.

Quote from Ross in The One with the Jellyfish

Rachel: My mom never thought this would work out. She said, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective.
Ross: We were on a break!

 ‘The One Without the Ski Trip’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Joey: Okay, done!
Monica: What's "pleh"?
Joey: That's "help" spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air.
Monica: Ha. What's "dufus" spelled backwards?

Quote from Rachel

Ross: You're welcome.
Rachel: I'm sorry. Were you speaking to me, or sleeping with someone else?
Ross: We were on a break!
Rachel: You know, Ross, why don't you just put that on your answering machine?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Great. With my luck, that's him.
Phoebe: Him? Ross?
Chandler: No, "Hymn" 253: "His Eyes Are on the Sparrow." When my parents got divorced is when I started using humor as a defense mechanism.