Ross: Hi, Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?
Rachel: Sure.
Ross: You've been quiet all morning, is everything okay?
Rachel: Mm-hmm.
Ross: You sure you are alright.
Rachel: Yep.
Ross: Okay. Um, well I'm gonna go grab us some breakfast.
Rachel: FYI-
Ross: There it is.
Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it.
Ross: Wait, wait, you're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
Rachel: Really? Well it seems to me if you had done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed. I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied.
Ross: Well-
Rachel: Oh, stop that.
Ross: I can't believe this. I was just being a good guy. I treated you with respect and understanding.
Rachel: Ahh, that is so hot.