Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Rachel Quits
Joey: I gotta go sell Christmas trees. Phoebe: Have fun. Oh, wait. No, don't. I forgot. I am totally against that now. Joey: What? Me having a job? Phoebe: No, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime and their corpses grotesquely dressed in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights.