Quote from Joey in The One with the Home Study
Laura: Are you friends with him? Chandler: I can explain. ... Joey? Joey: Okay. You have got some nerve coming back here. I can't believe you never called me. Laura: Excuse me? Joey: Oh, yeah. You probably don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it, lady. Yeah, I waited weeks for you to call me. Laura: I gave you my number. You never called me. Joey: Don't try to turn this around on me. Okay. I am not some kind of social work, okay, that you can just do. Laura: I'm pretty sure I gave you my number. Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on. You're a beautiful woman. Smart, funny. We had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you? Laura: I don't know. Well, maybe I'm wrong. I'm sorry. Joey: No, no. Hey, it's too late for apologies. Okay? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? Laura: Joey, wait- Joey: No! I waited a long time! I can't wait anymore.