Joey Quote #1683
Quote from Joey in The One with the Home Study
Laura: Are you friends with him?
Chandler: I can explain. ... Joey?
Joey: Okay. You have got some nerve coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.
Laura: Excuse me?
Joey: Oh, yeah. You probably don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it, lady. Yeah, I waited weeks for you to call me.
Laura: I gave you my number. You never called me.
Joey: Don't try to turn this around on me. Okay. I am not some kind of social work, okay, that you can just do.
Laura: I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on. You're a beautiful woman. Smart, funny. We had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Laura: I don't know. Well, maybe I'm wrong. I'm sorry.
Joey: No, no. Hey, it's too late for apologies. Okay? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you?
Laura: Joey, wait-
Joey: No! I waited a long time! I can't wait anymore.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Home Study’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: There's no way around it, Pheebs. You're just going to have accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money.
Mike: I heard that weddings are, like, a $40 billion-a-year industry.
Ross: Yeah. And I'm responsible for just, like, half of that.
Quote from Chandler
Laura: Hi, I'm Laura. I'm here for your adoption interview.
Monica: Hi, I'm Monica. And this is Chandler. Please come in.
Laura: Thank you.
Monica: Would you like something to drink?
Laura: Water would be fine.
Monica: We're so glad that you're here. We're really excited about getting this process started.
Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That's just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount ... as allowed by law.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Hey, what are you doing?
Mike: Figuring out our wedding plans.
Chandler: That's funny. We were doing the same thing.
Phoebe: It's really crazy. The hall, the dress, the food. I had no idea how expensive this was.
Chandler: Yeah, it is really pricey. I mean, I freaked when I first heard the numbers.
Phoebe: So, what did you two do about it?
Chandler: It was pretty simple, actually. I came up with a couple of cost-cutting solutions, wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell.