Ross: Joey, did you propose to her?
Joey: No.
Rachel: Yes, you did.
Joey: Actually, technically, I didn't.
Rachel: Well, then, why did you give me a ring?
Ross: Wait. You gave her the ring?
Joey: No. No, and I did not ask her to marry me.
Rachel: Yes, you did.
Joey: No, I didn't.
Rachel: Yes, you did.
Joey: No, I didn't.
Rachel: Yes, you did, and don't you say you didn't.
Joey: Argh.
Rachel: He was right there. He got down on one knee and he proposed.
Ross: Whoa. You were down on one knee?
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that looks bad. But I didn't propose.
Ross: Then what did happen?
Rachel: Yeah, what did happen?
Joey: Okay, the ring fell on the floor, and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing.
Rachel: Yeah, but you said, "Will you marry me?"
Joey: No, I didn't.
Rachel: Yes, you did.
Joey: No, I didn't.
Rachel: Yes, you did. [gasps] Oh, my God, you didn't.