Rachel: But, Joey, I have to go. There's no room for a baby here.
Joey: No room? It's a baby. It's, like, this big. You could put it over here. Or we could put it right here. Aww, it's cute, right? Or we could put it over here. You wouldn't even notice it. "Where's the baby?" "Oh, it's right over..."
Rachel: Honey, it's not just a matter of where you put it. I mean, a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean, imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there's a screaming baby around.
Joey: I could use a challenge. It's getting pretty easy.
Rachel: Honey, it's so sweet that you want me to stay, but I can't do that to you. I mean, it would disrupt your entire life.
Joey: It's just I love living with you so much. I wish things didn't have to change.
Rachel: I know.
Joey: You know, I blame Ross for this.
Rachel: I do too, a little bit.